I had been driving around trying to find a person to give a hard time. I wasn't needing to make an arrest, just needed someone to yell at for a minute. I had been having a lot of stress lately, and I needed a release, and I spend too much time being nice to stupid people anyway.
(Juggalo enters from stage left)
A Juggalo is someone that "follows" the Insane Clown Posse. By follow I mean that they are a gang member and are sporting the "Running Clown" or some other clown related tattoo/sticker/clothing etc.
I see a beat up truck with two dip wads in the cab, both have their hoodies up and covering what they can of their faces. It worked too, because since we couldn't see their faces we wanted to get an interview done with them and find out who they were.
We did the interview, and after it I asked one of the twits what the silver thing was on his keychain. He said something I couldn't understand, then said that there was nothing in it and proceeded to open the thing and out spilled two small white pills that earned him a trip to the jail for a felony booking.
Funny thing was, when he saw the pills falling, he said "I didn't know they where in there." To which I responded "Are those your keys?" To which he responded "I thought I took them last night."
Twit.
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